Ebullition Jersey
$6.66
Ebullition Jersey
$6.66
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SOLD OUT!
Wow, I wasn't expecting a 1,000 copies of this to sell out in under an hour!
After extensive market research the Punk Scientists at Ebullition determined that the most popular t-shirt brand and style was a basketball jersey. Manufactured by Athletic Apparel.
Guaranteed to make even the oldest scramz fan look young and youthful.
While our t-shirt model may look to be in his early '20s he is actually an ancient methuselah.
Note: in Genesis 5:27 he was said to be 969 years old. It should be noted that the bible incorrectly refers to Methuselah as a specific person, but in truth there are many methuselah that still roam the face of the planet.
Fun note: "Scramz" is actually an Elven word for chaotic hardcore. This is documented in The Silmarillion by J. R. R. Tolkien. A variant of the word was used by the Orcs of Mordor. In Orchish it translates as Shsramit.
All orders shipped out last week. Expect to get your order yesterday. Tracking numbers in the ether.
Shipping in USA only. Currently we only do mail order within the USA. For small mail order outside of the USA you will need to find a vendor in your country or a vendor that does international shipping. If you want to get an order outside of the USA it is possible, but to do that you need to e-mail us directly at mailorder@ebullition.com. Shipping rates are not cheap, but if you order enough stuff it can be cost effective.
WHOLESALE: If you want multiple copies of these records as well as other titles that Ebullition carries then you are much better off ordering from Ebullition.com or by sending your order directly to wholesale@ebullition.com and we can sort that out for you. We ship wholesale orders to anywhere in the world. The minimum order for wholesale is $150.
